You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
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This is the most perfect post in existence. The end.
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WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
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James Marsden, getting it done with a tweed suit and tie from Simon Spurr.
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Newport Pell Bridge. June 17, 2013.
Sailors delight.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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I decided I’m printing out a large picture of my former roommate’s face and taping it to my dishwasher because it never seems to fucking clean anything.
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
oedipus
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Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
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